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angel Member Posts: 255 |
posted 14-02-2003 11:23
   
Một chàng LTV đến nhà một người bạn mới quen, vốn là một nghệ sỹ piano, để dự tiệc. Cả buổi anh ta cứ xăm soi xăm soi cây đàn ra vẻ thán phục lắm. Cây đàn đó là đồ xịn, rất mắc tiền. Cuối buổi tiệc, chủ nhà lại hỏi anh với vẻ tự hào: - Sao, anh thấy cây đàn này thế nào? - Thật tuyệt vời, thật lạ lùng, làm sao mà anh có thể nghĩ ra cách để phím shift phím alt và phím control ở dưới chân nhỉ? **** Rồi anh LTV này làm việc cho một công ty nọ, anh rất mẫn cán, chăm chỉ và là một nhân viên không thể thiếu cho công ty. Bỗng một hôm, anh ta nghỉ làm mà không báo trước, chuyện chưa từng xảy ra. Hôm sau rồi hôm sau nữa anh vẫn vẫn bặt vô âm tín. Lo sợ có chuyện gì xảy ra, xếp của anh ta và cảnh sát đến nhà anh ta để tìm hiểu. Tới cửa, họ nghe có tiếng nước chảy trong nhà nhưng bấm chuông kêu cửa thì không có ai đáp. Họ phá cửa xông vào, tìm anh ta khắp nơi trong nhà. Khi tìm đến buồng tắm thì họ thấy chàng LTV mặt mày tái nhợt nằm ngất xỉu trong buồng tắm, trên đầu thì không còn đến một sợi tóc mà tay thì vẫn đang cầm một chai dầu gội đầu. Cảnh sát cầm chai dầu gội đầu lên xem thì thấy: ***** Thật tội nghiệp, người LTV qua đời. Trên bia mộ anh ta, người ta đề nguyên nhân dẫn đến cái chết như sau: Run-time error at 18:12:97
Tặng bác câu chuyện này nhân dịp đầu năm 2003. IP: Logged |
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La Paloma Member Posts: 277 |
posted 17-02-2003 16:04
Truyện của angel dzí dzỏm lắm, không bậy như TRí Dũng  IP: Logged |
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ruacon Member Posts: 102 |
posted 17-02-2003 16:50
Ai bảo chuyện Trí Dũng là... bậy? Có vẻ hơi hơi thực thôi, nhưng mà...vui.... Rất...sinh học (tại hạ học khoa Sinh)... IP: Logged |
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La Paloma Member Posts: 277 |
posted 17-02-2003 17:14
nhưng mà bậy ! IP: Logged |
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ruacon Member Posts: 102 |
posted 17-02-2003 17:33
Bậy hay không là do mình thôi. Chẳng hạn mình kể câu chuyện như thế này nhé: Chàng và nàng ngồi trong công viên,im lặmg.... Chàng thủ thỉ: -Nếu em đồng ý làm vợ anh thì anh sẽ tặng em 1 món quà đặc biệt.... -Cái gì vậy anh? -Cái này... nó dài gần bằng gang tay, to cỡ..cổ tay, và nếu bây giờ em thò tay vào... túi quần anh sẽ thấy.... LP thử đoán xem đó là...cái gì? IP: Logged |
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Quán zdui zdui Member Posts: 77 |
posted 18-02-2003 02:41
Ðừng nghĩ lâu nữa con Gián. -Chỉ là ổ bánh mì ...thịt việt nam! IP: Logged |
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ruacon Member Posts: 102 |
posted 18-02-2003 08:40
Đấy thấy chưa, Gián? Đấy là do mọi người nghĩ nó... không đứng đắn, chứ thực ra ý anh chàng ấy nói về cái.. điện thoại di động, anh ta dự định tặng nó cho cô vợ sắp cưới ý mà.... Tục hay không là do người nghĩ, phải không? ;-) IP: Logged |
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La Paloma Member Posts: 277 |
posted 18-02-2003 12:48
ờ há, giống cái câu chuyện sự tích cái bật lửa hưh ? Có một khu phố rất to Cái nho nhỏ thì tùy mỗi ngùi suy dziễn IP: Logged |
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