![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
![]() |
next newest topic | next oldest topic |
Author | Topic: Thân phận những lập trình viên |
angel Member Posts: 255 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Một chàng LTV đến nhà một người bạn mới quen, vốn là một nghệ sỹ piano, để dự tiệc. Cả buổi anh ta cứ xăm soi xăm soi cây đàn ra vẻ thán phục lắm. Cây đàn đó là đồ xịn, rất mắc tiền. Cuối buổi tiệc, chủ nhà lại hỏi anh với vẻ tự hào: - Sao, anh thấy cây đàn này thế nào? - Thật tuyệt vời, thật lạ lùng, làm sao mà anh có thể nghĩ ra cách để phím shift phím alt và phím control ở dưới chân nhỉ? **** Rồi anh LTV này làm việc cho một công ty nọ, anh rất mẫn cán, chăm chỉ và là một nhân viên không thể thiếu cho công ty. Bỗng một hôm, anh ta nghỉ làm mà không báo trước, chuyện chưa từng xảy ra. Hôm sau rồi hôm sau nữa anh vẫn vẫn bặt vô âm tín. Lo sợ có chuyện gì xảy ra, xếp của anh ta và cảnh sát đến nhà anh ta để tìm hiểu. Tới cửa, họ nghe có tiếng nước chảy trong nhà nhưng bấm chuông kêu cửa thì không có ai đáp. Họ phá cửa xông vào, tìm anh ta khắp nơi trong nhà. Khi tìm đến buồng tắm thì họ thấy chàng LTV mặt mày tái nhợt nằm ngất xỉu trong buồng tắm, trên đầu thì không còn đến một sợi tóc mà tay thì vẫn đang cầm một chai dầu gội đầu. Cảnh sát cầm chai dầu gội đầu lên xem thì thấy: ***** Thật tội nghiệp, người LTV qua đời. Trên bia mộ anh ta, người ta đề nguyên nhân dẫn đến cái chết như sau: Run-time error at 18:12:97
Tặng bác câu chuyện này nhân dịp đầu năm 2003. IP: Logged |
La Paloma Member Posts: 277 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Truyện của angel dzí dzỏm lắm, không bậy như TRí Dũng ![]() IP: Logged |
ruacon Member Posts: 102 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ai bảo chuyện Trí Dũng là... bậy? Có vẻ hơi hơi thực thôi, nhưng mà...vui.... Rất...sinh học (tại hạ học khoa Sinh)... IP: Logged |
La Paloma Member Posts: 277 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() nhưng mà bậy ! IP: Logged |
ruacon Member Posts: 102 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Bậy hay không là do mình thôi. Chẳng hạn mình kể câu chuyện như thế này nhé: Chàng và nàng ngồi trong công viên,im lặmg.... Chàng thủ thỉ: -Nếu em đồng ý làm vợ anh thì anh sẽ tặng em 1 món quà đặc biệt.... -Cái gì vậy anh? -Cái này... nó dài gần bằng gang tay, to cỡ..cổ tay, và nếu bây giờ em thò tay vào... túi quần anh sẽ thấy.... LP thử đoán xem đó là...cái gì? IP: Logged |
Quán zdui zdui Member Posts: 77 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ðừng nghĩ lâu nữa con Gián. -Chỉ là ổ bánh mì ...thịt việt nam! IP: Logged |
ruacon Member Posts: 102 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Đấy thấy chưa, Gián? Đấy là do mọi người nghĩ nó... không đứng đắn, chứ thực ra ý anh chàng ấy nói về cái.. điện thoại di động, anh ta dự định tặng nó cho cô vợ sắp cưới ý mà.... Tục hay không là do người nghĩ, phải không? ;-) IP: Logged |
La Paloma Member Posts: 277 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ờ há, giống cái câu chuyện sự tích cái bật lửa hưh ? Có một khu phố rất to Cái nho nhỏ thì tùy mỗi ngùi suy dziễn IP: Logged |
catherine Member Posts: 255 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Your post is very helpful to get some effective tips to reduce weight properly. You have shared various nice photos of the same. I would like to thank you for sharing these tips. Surely I will try this at home. Keep updating more simple tips like this. 먹튀검증 IP: Logged |
ledam40306 Member Posts: 544 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I needed to thank you for this phenomenal read!! I unquestionably adored each and every piece of it. I have you bookmarked your site to look at the new stuff you post. CBD Bud IP: Logged |
catherine Member Posts: 255 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() This article is an engaging abundance of enlightening information that is intriguing and elegantly composed. I praise your diligent work on this and thank you for this data. You have what it takes to get consideration. sklep samochodowy szczecin IP: Logged |
ledam40306 Member Posts: 544 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nice knowledge gaining article. This post is really the best on this valuable topic. 토토 IP: Logged |
ledam40306 Member Posts: 544 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() This is a great post. I like this topic.This site has lots of advantage.I found many interesting things from this site. It helps me in many ways.Thanks for posting this again. สมัคร slot เครดิตฟรี แค่ยืนยันตน IP: Logged |
ledam40306 Member Posts: 544 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Your content is nothing short of brilliant in many ways. I think this is engaging and eye-opening material. Thank you so much for caring about your content and your readers. 먹튀검증사이트 IP: Logged |
ledam40306 Member Posts: 544 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I exactly got what you mean, thanks for posting. And, I am too much happy to find this website on the world of Google. http://webs.ucm.es/BUCM/blogs/blogquimica/2176.php?zm=3#.X_Jv9dhKhPY | https://sites.google.com/view/love-real-doll | https://opensees.berkeley.edu/community/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=326080 IP: Logged |
catherine Member Posts: 255 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() thankz 메이저사이트 IP: Logged |
ledam40306 Member Posts: 544 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() If you set out to make me think today; mission accomplished! I really like your writing style and how you express your ideas. Thank you. 먹튀검증 IP: Logged |
ledam40306 Member Posts: 544 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You make so many great points here that I read your article a couple of times. Your views are in accordance with my own for the most part. This is great content for your readers. movierulz IP: Logged |
ledam40306 Member Posts: 544 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Great write-up, I am a big believer in commenting on blogs to inform the blog writers know that they’ve added something worthwhile to the world wide web!.. Kevin Galstyan IP: Logged |
ledam40306 Member Posts: 544 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes i am totally agreed with this article and i just want say that this article is very nice and very informative article.I will make sure to be reading your blog more. You made a good point but I can't help but wonder, what about the other side? !!!!!!Thanks mynursinglab IP: Logged |
ledam40306 Member Posts: 544 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() "[url=ONE BERNAM CONDO]https://www.onebernamcondominium.com/[/url] minium in Central Business District Singapore of Tanjong Pagar. With 325 units in this condominium developed proudly by Hao Yuan Investments HY Realty Pte Ltd and Managed by MCC Land Singapore. [url=ONE BERNAM CONDO]https://www.onebernamcondominium.com/[/url] Singapore is Located in District 2 of Tanjong Pagar with close access to 100AM and CBD in Singapore. The address of [url=ONE BERNAM CONDO]https://www.onebernamcondominium.com/[/url] minium is Bernam Street and was by the government land sale GLS with Hao Yuan Invesment submitting a bid of $441 million. This is a prestigious development for the ultra luxury residents seeking a iconic development by Hao Yuan Invesmente and MCC Land Singapore. Developer hotline is +65 6673 0037 One Bernam is located at Bernam Street adjacent to the famous 100 AM shopping mall and the Tanjong Pagar MRT line in Singapore’s Central Business District. One Bernam distinct location is in the prime city area nestled within the private residential properties area of Tanjong Pagar and nearby Keppel Road. There are two new upcoming MRT in Outram & Cantonment serving residents of One Bernam. For residents that drive, they will also be pleased to know that all the major expressways are located a minute away. The new condominium One Bernam, 柏南华庭 has a maximum gross floor area (GFA) of around 301,403 sq ft and can be built up to 325 residential units featuring first floor commercial units available for sale. IP: Logged |
seolinkcreator Member Posts: 33 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() We show you the best baby products out on the market as well as bargains and giveaways. There is so many options out there to choose its overwhelming to find all your baby essentials and baby gifts. This site makes it easy for new parents or people looking for baby gift ideas. We also provide parenting tips for your newborn including up to date care information regarding the current COVID epidemic and how to keep baby safe. Subscribe for up to date baby products, parenting tips, as well as free giveaways! baby market IP: Logged |
seolinkcreator Member Posts: 33 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thank you so much as you have been willing to share information with us. We will forever admire all you have done here because you have made my work as easy as ABC. mastering anatomy and physiology IP: Logged |
nushra4 Junior Member Posts: 30 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nothing compares to Weber using Genesis sort of grills. That is certainly the type gas grills which have been that will always make sure that they deliver a high performance part of down interval Surah Rahman IP: Logged |
catherine Member Posts: 255 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You have done a great job on this article. It’s very readable and highly intelligent. You have even managed to make it understandable and easy to read. You have some real writing talent. Thank you. CNPR Sales Training IP: Logged |
ledam40306 Member Posts: 544 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I have recently started a blog, the info you provide on this site has helped me greatly. Thanks for all of your time & work. https://first-11.net IP: Logged |
ledam40306 Member Posts: 544 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I needed to thank you for this phenomenal read!! I unquestionably adored each and every piece of it. I have you bookmarked your site to look at the new stuff you post. 꽁머니사이트 IP: Logged |
catherine Member Posts: 255 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Your article has piqued a lot of positive interest. I can see why since you have done such a good job of making it interesting. 먹튀사이트 IP: Logged |
seolinkcreator Member Posts: 33 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thanks for taking the time to discuss this, I feel strongly that love and read more on this topic. If possible, such as gain knowledge, would you mind updating your blog with additional information? It is very useful for me. find-answers.info IP: Logged |
All times are GMT + 1 |
next newest topic | next oldest topic |
![]() ![]() |
Powered by Infopop www.infopop.com © 2000
Ultimate Bulletin Board Freeware Version 2000C